It seems everything in our lives, from our house to our websites to our pets, is undergoing renovations.
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CHIHUAHUA IS GET MAKEOVER TOO. CHIHUAHUA NO WANT. IS BEAUTIFUL THE WAY CHIHUAHUA IS.
CHIHUAHUA THINK CHIHUAHUA MUST HAVE DROP CHIHUAHUA WEAPONS IN WATER SOMEWHERE.
WHEN CHIHUAHUA ESCAPE FROM TUB AND DRY SELF, WHOLE FAMILY WILL PAY. INCLUDES CATS.
CHIHUAHUA THINK SOAP IS DELICIOUS. SO IS NOT ALL BAD.
STOP TAKE PICTURES OF! IS NOT BRITNEY SPEARS! CHIHUAHUA NO REEK OF CHEETOS, STARBUCKS AND FAIL. ONLY DEAD ANIMAL.
CHIHUAHUA BUST OUT OF BATHTUB! VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
WHAT CHIHUAHUA SAY OF FAIL?
ALL YOU PEOPLE IN INTERNETS HELP CHIHUAHUA. WHY YOU SIT THERE AND LET BATH HAPPEN TO CHIHUAHUA.
IS TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE, BALD MAN.
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Clearly, some of us are much happier about the pending transformations than others of us.
So this week is the week! Here are our assigned duties:
Lisa: Upgrade WordPress. Make everything look pretty.
Mark: Change BachelorGirl.net to MrsBachelorGirl.net and make sure that when people type in BachelorGirl.net, it still takes them to MrsBachelorGirl.net.
Kelly: STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY. DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING OR PRESS ANY BUTTONS WHATSOEVER.
People in internets: Change your bookmarks and feed reader subscriptions to MrsBachelorGirl.net.
If you do this but still have not seen a new blog post by next Friday, then email me at bachelorgirlmail (at) gmail (dot) com or contact me through Facebook.
I mean, I would hate for you to miss any vital communiqués regarding shopping, barf or trolls. I know how much you guys have come to rely on me for news you can use.
Catch you on the flip side!
Your praying-all-goes-well
Kel
Poor Chihuahua… better fluff him up before he gets mistaken for a large pale rodent.
Just added MrsBachelorGirl.net to my blogroll, but the post that comes up is from February 2011. Is that what is supposed to be there?
I’m having a similar problem. ??
That’s normal for now. If you haven’t seen a new post by Friday, then it’s time to start worrying!
Yes! Everything will be pretty crazy until the end of the week. In fact, Mark’s going to block access to everyone except me, Lisa and himself at some point, so there’s no TELLING what’ll come up then.
WIN: STOP TAKE PICTURES OF! IS NOT BRITNEY SPEARS! CHIHUAHUA NO REEK OF CHEETOS, STARBUCKS AND FAIL. ONLY DEAD ANIMAL.
Hahaha. You see how little time I spend on celebrity gossip blogs, when I’m unaware of who the current trainwreck-starlet is.
I want to steal her SO BAD.
Nobody’s going to stop you, I promise! In fact, if you’ll let us know when you’re coming, we’ll leave the back door unlocked. Also throw you a party.
God I love Chihuahua posts.
Me, too! They make me smile.
Aw, thanks, guys!
And God, how I love writing them!
Oh Chi, I’ve missed thee. Excited about all the changes.
I KNOW! It’s going to be a whole new look. I hope everybody likes it.
I love the “to little, to late bald man”
hilarious! It’s also super cute that your love muffin washes your dog. aww!
Oh, believe me, he would have NO PART of bathing our over-stuffed rodent except that I am With Child and therefore cannot kneel beside the bathtub without one of those lifts that they use to rescue beached whales.
That last one is preeeeeeetty cute, I have to admit. Also, other people’s bathtubs are fascinating things. Is that a soap on a stick back there?
No, it’s a tool for scraping the dead, nasty skin off my feet.
Enjoy your lunch!!
Oh Kel, you always make me laugh even when I am super grumpalumpacus. Love this post and you can tell Blake he is welcome to bathe Aria any day. We have to bathe her often bc she too has a bad habit of rolling in anything dead and Brent and I joke about how a dog that small can stink that bad lol.
Aw, thanks, Angela! Chihuahua and I aim to please.
Well, I aim to please. Chihuahua does not even deign to aim for the potty pad most of the time.