Flattery is the sincerest form of…wait, I think I messed that up.

I hate every photo of me ever taken. OK, that’s not entirely true – I do love my wedding photos – but it’s fair to say that I am extremely critical of photos of myself. I think most people are, to a greater or lesser degree, and unflattering angles certainly don’t help matters.

Unflattering angles…such as this one.

Not exactly the Mona Lisa.

OY.

Objects May Appear Larger Than They Actually Are…or exactly as large as they actually are, which happens to be the problem in this case.

Photos can accentuate flaws simply by virtue of the fact that they’re two-dimensional and not three-dimensional, which is, of course, the way we actually see things. We also see people in motion, and motion has the inarguable benefit of making any lumps, bumps and boo-boos less noticeable.

The good news is there are ways around this problem, and for this, you don’t even need the magic of Photoshop. What we’re talking about today are camera angles and posing.

Or vogue-ing. How far you want to take the posing is your prerogative. I’m not here to judge. Personally, I think the world could use a little more vogue-ing on a day-to-day basis.

One of the many reasons I love photographing children is that they look good from almost any angle. If a baby has a double chin, chipmunk cheeks or a big, diapered badonkadonk, it’s cute. But just try to convince an adult woman that a little armpit pudge is no big deal!

I also photograph pregnant women, and while most moms are proud of that big, round belly, they’re understandably less fond of the swollen ankles, puffy faces and hip spread that often accompany pregnancy in the late second and third trimesters. So in their cases, skillful posing becomes even more important.

Here are some basic principles that can help you take more flattering portraits. Like I always say, though, there are few hard-and-fast rules where photography is concerned, so always do what you think will flatter your subject, what will help you realize your artistic vision and what makes your model comfortable.

1. To make a person appear taller, photograph her from slightly below eye level.

Cheryl here is a good example. She’s tiny – even shorter than I am, and I’m only 5’4″. So in order to keep her from looking like the Viking Queen of Munchkinland, I photographed her from about (her) chest level.

Here’s a portrait of Lisa using the same strategy.

If you want to make someone appear as tall as possible, you can go even lower, but proceed with caution – photographing someone from too low an angle can be really unflattering, so you may have to take a few test shots from different heights to see which ones you like. On the other hand, the further away the subject is from the camera, the less it matters. In short, experiment!

2. To make your subject appear slimmer, photograph him from above.

For example, look at the difference between this:

and this:

They’re both good photos, but having The Guy look up at me (rather than straight on) better defines his jawline, which slims his face overall.

3. You can also have her angle her body away from the camera.

You’ve seen this trick a thousand times in celebrity red-carpet photos and fashion magazines. Because it WORKS, and every starlet and model in the universe knows it! I use it all the time in maternity portraits.

Gorgeous, right? If I looked that good pregnant, I’d gladly have 20 more babies.

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So tell me about your WORST portrait ever. I think it’s pretty safe to say this is the most unflattering photo of me in existence. My mother took one look at the proof and promptly ordered 20 or so prints. I.e., these things are floating all over the United States, just waiting for me to get famous via reality television.

THANKS, OLAN MILLS. You’re a gem.

Party Time

One of the many services Powell Photography offers is birthday parties. No, I will not dress up as a clown or a Disney princess (not usually, anyway, and certainly not without promises of cake, lots and lots of cake), and generally speaking, I will not allow children, including my own, to ride upon my back. I do, however, photograph them. Parties, that is. Also the children, of course. And there’s not much I like better than photographing other adults who have been coerced into dressing in costume (see Martha Claire, below).

When friends inquire about my weekend plans and I tell them I’m photographing a birthday party, they’re often kind of like, “A birthday party? Seriously? Why would anyone hire a professional photographer for a kid’s birthday party?” But once I explain the benefits, they usually say, “You know, that’s not a bad idea. Are you free in June?”

This is actually something I do quite a bit, and before anyone asks, I will go ahead and tell you that I had Harper’s first birthday party professionally photographed, and it was one of the best decisions I could have possibly made. This photo alone made the whole thing worth it:

(Above photo by the incomparable Henrietta Wildsmith)

When I was a kid, my mom picked up invitations at the grocery store, bought a cake (also at the grocery store), blew up a few balloons, hung some streamers and called it a day. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVED all of my parties, but modern moms see birthday parties as an opportunity to get creative – I know I do. They make the invitations on their computers, bake the cakes themselves, find friends or family members who are willing to provide entertainment and festoon their backyards with gorgeous decorations. It’s a lot of work, absolutely, but I’ve yet to see a mom who wasn’t having the time of her life doing all that stuff. And it stands to reason that they want it documented.

That was certainly the case with Jessica. I photographed her daughter Sarah’s second birthday party this weekend, and Jessica went all out with an Alice in Wonderland theme. She is really conscientious about feeding her daughter (and everyone else, for that matter) healthy, chemical-, dye- and preservative-free food, so in addition to crafting the precious decorations, she also decided to put her energy into making all the food from scratch. And as a mom whose child attended the party, it was really nice to feel confident that all the food served that day, while not necessarily healthy (cake, anyone?), was all-natural and completely safe. Did I mention that Jessica is pregnant? Oh yes. Mama has WAY more energy than I ever did. But at the same time, energy is a finite resource for a pregnant woman, and taking all the photographs would’ve been one more chore for her to have to manage. So she decided to hire a photographer.

Plus, she wanted to be present. She wanted to be able to concentrate on Sarah, her family, her friends and the other children, and she didn’t want to watch her daughter blow out her birthday candles or open her gifts through a viewfinder.

On top of all that, birthday parties have two other advantages: You get professional photographs of your child, and, if you want them, you also get some casual family portraits. Think about it – there aren’t very many other annual events besides maybe Christmas Day when most of your family is in the same place at the same time.

So now I’m asking you – what was your favorite birthday party as a kid?